Game and Movie Releases

To commemorate this weeks release of Portal 2 and MK9 I've decided to list all the new releases I'm looking forward to.

Lets start with movies:

Legend of the Fist




Hell ya a new old school kung fu movie with Donnie Yen Hell Ya.


Fast Five


I hate to see another fast and furious movie but the least I can say is that this will be at least kinda entertaining for some of it. But still, CARS! What makes this one better than the original is that at least they aren't doing quartile mile drag races anymore, nothing as boring as watching a straight line race.

Thor


Marvel, Thor, Natalie Portman, 'Splosions. Can't wait.

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides


I dunno how this is gonna fare without Legolas and Keira "Ironing board with a face" Knightley. But for me watching the original three was all about Sparrow, the was the funny witty fast talking one.

The Hangover Part II


Now this is what I'm talking about.

Kung Fu Panda 2


Umm. well. i like the first Kung Fu Panda movie, it was like a casually funny entertaining thing. Kinda like YOUR MOM. But seriously it was actually funny even though the trailers are cheesy.

X-Men First Class


Ive liked all the X-Men movies, yes, even Wolverine Origins. I don't know why many people never liked it, it was action packed and entertaining, everything a Marvel movie should be.

First class looks awesome as a precursor to the modern comic sagas. I WILL be watching this one in theaters.

Super 8


I don't know what this movie is about. But J.J.Abrams and Steven Spielberg? Whats not to like?

Green Lantern


Well.... now we come to DC, the Green Lantern has always seemed kind of wussy compared to other super heroes. But hey Ryan Reynolds!, And in other news The Deadpool Movie is still on. WOOOOT.

Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon


I loved all the Tranformers movies they were all awesome, the transformation the explosions the slow mo the cars, they were funny too. Michael Bay is just me, born 20 years earlier and white.

Captain America: The First Avenger


Phew another Marvel movie eh? I truly believe that the Marvel movie series, if done properly would be THE GREATEST movie franchise in HISTORY. Every single Marvel movie has been awesome.

Cowboys & Aliens


Umm well. 007 and Quorra in the world of Red Dead complete with ET. Its like they took all the cool things they could think of and threw them together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Oh and Indiana Jones.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes




Hmm interesting... another reboot/prequel. But great graphics and an interesting plot make for something I'd like to see.

Real Steel


Everyone likes Robot Fighting nanananananananaaa. They kick as fast as lightning. Nananananana.

The Three Musketeers


This looks like Assassin's Creed crossed with The Matrix. Flying ships? Check. Rotary machine gun cannon? Check. Corsets laced up so tight they're popping out? Check.

Puss in Boots


Antonio Banderas? His accent alone makes me lawl.

The game releases are coming tomorrow.