Einstein vs Hawking Rap Battle

I'm as dope as two rappers.
That means I'm MC SQUARED.

Sucker Punch will Knock You Out (put you to sleep)

Well guys Sucker Punch has come and frankly I have to agree with most of the critics out there on this one. Don't worry I haven't sold out, its just that this movie is almost universally bad.

There are great scenes, the fantasy worlds are beautiful to watch and the fights, action and explosions are just what I'd expect from Snyder. Herein lies the problem however, what Snyder does best is spectacle and exhiliration, he can make good action scenes but when it comes to the spaces between he fails at making interesting backstory.

Even  with five chicks sharing enough clothing to cover a sheet of letter paper he manages to make the talking boring and cheesy.

Don't get me wrong if we cut out 100min of talking and left the fighty, explodey shooty pewpew bits It would have been awesome.

3 Yups out of 5

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE



But really I don't use that joke, I was just setting up the premise for the video.
Shutup I'm not actually that lame.

Captain America Trailer

A new Captains America trailer, focusing on the development of Steve Rogers a bit more than the last one. I wonder if the Skrull are gonna be in it. Wasnt the lead Nazi scientists one? or was that in Ultimate.

In other news Duke Nukem is FUCKING DELAYED AGAIN.

Weekly Randoms

More after the jump.

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When you get to 1:15 you will SHIT BRIX

Glitch Mob Movie Montage

Battlefield 3 Gameplay Trailer 2

New trailer of a squad taking out a sniper. The graphics looks great, but I'm worried that when the time comes my computer wont handle it. Still, can't wait. I would like to see some multiplayer stuff soon though.

Arkham City Gameplay Trailer

HOLY. CRAP.

Disney and Sucker Punch Together at Last

The day of Sucker Punch reckons (25th). For your enjoyment Disney and Sucker Punch, a messed up mashed up.

Flynn Lives *Update*

For those of you who loved Tron Legacy as much as I did, theres gonna be this easter egg video on the blu-ray in april. Luckily we've got the video already leaked. It seems to be a teaser for TR3N or Tron 3 featuring Sam Flynn and some very special characters from the first movie, watch to find out.

*Update*
Disney seems to have removed the leaked footage. Will update again if I find a working link.
If you've got a link that works tell me down in the comments.

Kuro - OMG OMG OMG Devil May Cry 5

Hey guys,

Kuro HERE! I can't believe it!! Devil May Cry 5 is OUT! Well actually its just the trailer but still that's just CRAZY!

I've always been a huge fan of DMC ever since the 3rd Game (Special Edition) for PS2. I know..I'm still kinda a new fan to the series (lacked a PS2 during my childhood..) but I make up for it with enthusiasm and spirit! BELIEVE IT! (=.= ignore the Naruto-dubbed reference ... I'm tired).

Anyway, back to the trailer! It looks GREAT! And by GREAT I mean EPIC and by EPIC ---okay well you get my drift. Now before anyone starts to freak out and yells "Where the <censored: beep> is DANTE?!?!" I want to take a moment to say "CALM DOWN. JUST CALM THE  <censored: beep> DOWN!!" lol I did some research and apparently the boy we see in DMC5 may very well be the Dante we all know and love. But don't quote me! My sources are iffy. But if this is Dante then that means we get to see how Dante became Dante and why his hair became white, I used to believe it was always white since Vergil's was white as well (born that way? o.O) but apparently it wasn't always.

I guess I'll just have to wait for the game to find out!

A-ite till next time,
Kuro Luffy

Respawn at PAX

The Dark Demoman

Disembodied One Man Laugh Track

Fucking Triple SPIKES!

Watch the Rage Quit: Super Meat Boy for more rage.